Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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