I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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