Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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