How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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