Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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