i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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