im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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