I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
