Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
