Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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