I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he shaved USA in his pubs
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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