I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
