Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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