Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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