they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Sober January is a disaster.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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