Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Randomize
