so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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