I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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