At least make sure they are 18
Why
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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