All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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