GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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