he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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