Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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