Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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