You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
