I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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