Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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