Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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