I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
