no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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