Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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