She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
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