You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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