I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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