ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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