HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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