So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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