I'm going to jail i love you
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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