did you get engaged???
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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