**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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