He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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