I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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