Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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