i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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