foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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