Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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