We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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