i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Oh and itβs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ππππ¬π³π
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