Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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