maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Randomize
