She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I smell stomach acid.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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