So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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