I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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