Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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